🎭Cupcake Criminals
Small-Batch, Made to Order

Dessert shooters worth stealing.

Handmade in small batches, layered fresh for your order β€” no store, no shortcuts. Browse the menu below, and when you're ready, Evie will help you place your order.

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Cupcake Criminals
Our Story

It started with a birthday and too many leftover strawberries.

What started as a favor for a friend turned into a standing order, then a small side business run out of a home kitchen. Nothing here has ever come from a mix β€” everything's made from scratch, layered by hand, cup by cup, close to the date it's picked up.

No storefront, no big-batch shortcuts. Just something real, made for you.

Before You Order

Good to know.

How far ahead do I need to order?

At least 48 hours for most packs. Party trays (24ct) need 5 days' notice.

Pickup or delivery?

Pickup is included with every order. Local delivery is available for an extra fee depending on distance.

Any allergens I should know about?

Made in a home kitchen that regularly handles dairy, eggs, gluten, and tree nuts β€” not a nut-free or allergen-free facility.

How do I pay?

Zelle at pickup or delivery. Payment details are confirmed when your order's placed.

Ready to order?

Ask Evie your pack, flavors, and the date you need it β€” no forms to fill out.